čestitka:.

People — what have you done –
locked Him in His golden cage.
Made Him bend to your religion –
Him resurrected from the grave.
He is the god of nothing –
if that’s all that you can see.
He’s inside you and me.–
He’s inside you and me.

izgleda da je ova cestitka jos uvek prikladna, zato:

„neka gospod sa nebesa
kupi tebi mercedesa.
i po zelji dobrog hrista
neka bude dizel 300.
jer mecka je uvek u modi
vaistinu se rodi!“

Krhko sazeta prosta ideja
Duhovni savet
Dat na brzinu
Dat na iznurenost
Dat na priznanje cuvarstva
Tudjih misli
Prepleten kroz grivu
Nekrocene lakomislenosti
Lako me prozme
Lako me spoji
U tuce neprozirnih
Idealizama,
Onda se propnem
Da udahnem miris
Sopstvenih bludno
Culnih neuspeha,
Da cestitam
Tebi na necemu
Mnogo si hrabra,
Da ti na tome cestitam ?
Dobro plivas.
Umes da padas.
Volis hladno.
Da ti cestitam 30ti decembar ?
Cestitam ti na sebi.

Bio bi odlican izbor da
Nije potpuno pogresan.
Pa prospem po sebi i
Tebi
Gomilu lazne meseceve
Prasine
Nepoznate gravitacije
I kazem sebi
Milioniti put
Krut si, nerazuman,
Opusti, otpusti, oprosti,
Stani.
Ima od tebe boljih.
Cestitaj.
Cestitkom punom
Laznih obecanja
Datih na brzinu
Datih na iznurenost
Datih na priznanje poraza
U ovencanoj tudjom suzom
Pobedi………..

@Slavujka:

Genijalno..

@Visnja:

Hvala Visnja, pocastvovan i zahvalan

Ili
Da uplovimo u
Snove, nasu sigurnu
Luku, da sanjas
Kako u taxiju
Stavljas moju
Ruku izmedju svojih
Otvorenih vlaznih
Nogu, a ja ti isisavam
To malo zvuka pameti
Pre nego ti kazem:
Cestitam Duso !
Dobro ti stoji
Vencanica i
Dobro ti
Stoji ovaj dobar decko
I nadam se da ces
Mene, me, uvek i
Neizostavno
Sanjati,
Recimo nocas, sama
Biraj ko ce
U snu da te ljubi……..

za majke sa decom:

@Slavujka:

Nocas u snu
Ucio si me
Govoru boja
Ti jarko zuta
A ja nezno zelena
Samo boja
U praznoj ucionici
Obojeni
Podgrejanim recima
Smo se dodirnuli

za tate:

srecna nova dragi ljudi. da se radujete, i da vam se iskreno obraduju.

kod tebe smem da psujem bez frke. rekla bih po koju. ali, jebes sve to. rezolucije, novogodišnje nezolucije, politiku, govno do govneta. pa i bga. life must more than that. otherwise we’re fucked (up).

vlast mašti.
ma kako isprano to zvučalo.

@umbra:
„otherwise we’re fucked“

kamo sreće.
meni dr zabraniJo,
i sad brojim dane i
još se ne radujem…
qq, ima da s načekam.

a za sng,
šta da vam kažem, ljudi,
kad ionako već sve znate.

hug.

@bak:
zdravo bak.
tek sad sam povezala ko si ti. stvarno mi je jako jako drago da te opet vidim.
a zabrana. u zadnjih nedelju dana, ti si 4ta osoba od koje cujem za zabranu (pa ne znam na srpskom, uvek mi fale glagoli uz rec seks na srpskom) seksa. nikad to ranije nisam cula. mislila sam da to samo drugi stalez zabranjuje.
ako treba par strategija, samo reci. imam ja par desire killing scenarios which involve maggie thatcher. nothing even remotely sexual, yet ne moz da omane.
sad ozbiljno. take care. i hope things’ll get better soon. s.

nekoliko saveta jednog lizača
za sva stanja, paaa i druga:
kaže:
liži bližnjeg svoga
liži ga tako ko da ti je zalepljen jezik za nj
nemoj samo ono kao odozdo na gore
mešaj malo
može i levo desno
ali nežno
može i u kružić
liži samo svoj izbor
dozvoljeno i preporučljivo je mljackanje
i hlapkanje
uz obavezno duvkanje u vidu pirkanja preko jezika

Čestitka , samo ovako

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs239.snc3/22648_238407527417_591522417_3131285_340636_n.jpg

sa zakasnjenjem:

dok se mucis sa posnim oslicem,
nesto lepo mirises nosicem
to prasence u rerni se pece
dobri dome, srecno badnje vece!
*******
Stiže vest iz Vatikana,
a to misli i Obama,
Božić sad nije kažu
i k’o psi tad oni lažu.
Naš kalendar istina je
to i Hristos poručuje,
pravoslavni skupite se
i Badnji dan proslavite
s pucanjem, alkoholom
i veselim nekim kolom,
što su srpstvu drage radnje,
nek je srećno veče Badnje.
))))

The Will of Peter The Great

1. To keep the Russian nation in constant warfare, in order always to have good soldiers. Peace must only be permitted to remit the finances. To recruit the army, choose the moment favourable for attack. Thus peace will advance your projects of war, and war those of peace, for obtaining the enlargement and prosperity of Russia.

2. Draw unto you, by all possible means, from the civilized nations of Europe, captains during war, and learned men during peace–so that Russia may benefit by the advantages of other nations.

3. Take care to mix in the affairs of all Europe, and in particular of Germany, which, being the nearest nation to you, deserves your chief attention.

4. Divide Poland, by raising up continual disorders and jealousies within its bosom. Gain over its rulers with gold; influence and corrupt the diet, in order to have a voice in the election of the kings. Make partizans and protect them; if neighboring powers raise objections and opposition, surmount the obstacles by stirring up discord within their countries.

5. Take all you can from Sweden; and, to effect this, isolate her from Denmark, and vice versa. Be careful to rouse their jealousy.

6. Marry Russian princes with German princesses; multiply these alliances; unite these interests; and, by the increase of our influence, attach Germany to our cause.

7. Seek the alliance with England, on account of our commerce, as being the country most useful for the development of our navy (merchants, &c.) and for the exchange of our produce against her gold; keep up continued communications with her merchants and sailors, so that ours may acquire experience in commerce and navigation.

8. Constantly extend yourselves along the shores of the Baltic and the borders of the Euxine [Black Sea].

9. Do all in your power in approach closely Constantinople and India. Remember that he who rules over these countries is the real sovereign of the world. Keep up continued wars with Turkey and with Persia [modern day Iran]. Establish dockyards in the Black Sea. Gradually obtain the command of this sea, as well as of the Baltic. This is necessary for the entire success of our projects. Hasten the fall of Persia. Open for yourselves a route towards the Persian Gulf. Re-establish, as much as possible, by means of Syria, the ancient commerce of the Levant, and thus advance towards India. Once there, you will not require English gold.

10. Carefully seek the alliance of Austria. Make her believe that you will second her in her projects for dominion over Germany, and secretly stir up the jealousy of other princes against her, and manage so that each be disposed to claim the assistance of Russia; and exercise over each a sort of protection, which will lead the way to future dominion over them.

11. Make Austria drive the Turks out of Europe, and neutralize her jealousy by offering to her a portion of your conquests, which you will further on take back.

12. Above all, recall around you the schismatic Greeks, who are spread over Hungary and Poland; become their centre and support — as universal dominion over them, by a kind of sacerdotal rule (autocratic sacerdotal;) by this you will have many friends amongst your enemies.

13. Sweden dismembered, Persia conquered, Poland subjugated, Turkey beaten, our armies united, the Black and Baltic Seas guarded by our vessels, prepare separately and secretly, first the court of Versailles, then that of Vienna, to share the empire of the universe with Russia. If one accept, flatter her ambition and amour-propre, and make use of one to crush the other, by engaging them in war. The result cannot be doubtful; Russia will be possessed of the whole of the East, and of a great portion of Europe.

14. If, which is not probable, both should refuse the offer of Russia, raise a quarrel between them, and one which will ruin them both. Then Russia profiting by this decisive moment, will inundate Germany with the troops which she will have assembled beforehand. At the same time, two fleets full of soldiers will have the Baltic and the Black Sea–will advance along the Mediterranean and the Ocean, keeping France in check with one, and Germany with the other. And these two countries conquered, the remainder of the Europe will fall under our yoke.

Thus can Europe be subjugated.

Peter The Great — 1672-1725, Emperor of Russia